Sunday, August 30, 2009

I love her <3

TriGerAlandSlide (11:23:03 PM): "can i borrow your field?"
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:05 PM): mrs. austin nichols
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:10 PM): & mrs. will
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:12 PM): why yes, yes you can!
TriGerAlandSlide (11:23:15 PM): this is amazing.
TriGerAlandSlide (11:23:19 PM): i love our lives
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:27 PM): i love you for being in my life
TriGerAlandSlide (11:23:27 PM): spesh cause ur my friend
TriGerAlandSlide (11:23:31 PM):
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:34 PM):
nvr lose hope92 (11:23:43 PM): youz mah bass fraaaaan
TriGerAlandSlide (11:24:00 PM): likewise! dont make me cry
nvr lose hope92 (11:24:20 PM): cuz you sang me SWEET SILVER LINING when muh grammie died and i still play it when i'm sad and it makes me cryyyyy cause your so sweet
nvr lose hope92 (11:24:21 PM):
TriGerAlandSlide (11:24:23 PM): ive got u makin me cry! and millie writing down the things that evil bitch mom told brooke she couldnt dooo
TriGerAlandSlide (11:24:31 PM):
nvr lose hope92 (11:24:37 PM): you've got me makin me cry
TriGerAlandSlide (11:24:49 PM): !!!
TriGerAlandSlide (11:24:59 PM): im not good with words, out loud...
TriGerAlandSlide (11:25:06 PM): but i can write, and sing.. horrribly
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:12 PM): you sing WONDERFULLY
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:14 PM): so shut up
TriGerAlandSlide (11:25:27 PM): NO I DONT
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:30 PM): YES YOU DO
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:36 PM): YOU SING GOOD
TriGerAlandSlide (11:25:40 PM): I DO NO!
TriGerAlandSlide (11:25:43 PM): T
TriGerAlandSlide (11:25:45 PM): NOT
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:45 PM): and thats super sized
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:47 PM): YES
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:48 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:49 PM): DO
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:50 PM): SING
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:53 PM): VERY
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:53 PM): WELL
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:54 PM): AND
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:54 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:55 PM): NEED
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:56 PM): TO
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:56 PM): HAVE
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:57 PM): SOME
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:58 PM): FAITH
nvr lose hope92 (11:25:58 PM): IN
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:00 PM): YOURSELF
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:01 PM): CAUSE
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:02 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:03 PM): BOMB
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:04 PM): SINGING!
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:05 PM): IN A
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:06 PM): GOOD
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:07 PM): WAY
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:07 PM): SO
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:08 PM): SHUT
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:09 PM): UP
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:10 PM): NOW
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:13 PM): JORDAN
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:15 PM): Taylor
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:17 PM): GOODWIN
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:19 PM): YOU
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:19 PM): ARE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:20 PM): THE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:23 PM): SWEETEST
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:24 PM): PERSON
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:24 PM): EVER
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:27 PM): STOP
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:27 PM): IT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:30 PM): CAUSE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:31 PM): YOU
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:32 PM): ARE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:33 PM): MAKING
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:34 PM): ME
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:36 PM): CRY
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:38 PM): AND
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:39 PM): I
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:41 PM): DONT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:43 PM): LIKE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:46 PM): IT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:49 PM): AT
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:50 PM): WELL
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:50 PM): TOO
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:51 PM): BAD
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:51 PM): ALL
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:52 PM): CAUSE
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:52 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:53 PM): ARE
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:53 PM): GOOD
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:54 PM): OKAY
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:54 PM): AT
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:54 PM): LOTS
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:55 PM): OF
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:56 PM): STUFF
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:57 PM): SO
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:57 PM): I
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:58 PM): IM
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:58 PM): GOING
TriGerAlandSlide (11:26:59 PM): DO
nvr lose hope92 (11:26:59 PM): TO
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:00 PM): TELL
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:01 PM): YOU
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:02 PM): LIKE
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:02 PM): THAT
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:03 PM): YOUR GOOD
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:04 PM): IT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:09 PM): GRANDMA
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:10 PM): DEB
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:15 PM): WEARS
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:16 PM): TIGHT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:18 PM): PANTS
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:20 PM): AND
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:21 PM): SEE
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:21 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:22 PM): GO
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:22 PM): FROM
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:23 PM): MAKING
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:24 PM): ME
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:24 PM): CRY
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:25 PM): TO
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:27 PM): LAUGH
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:35 PM): IM
nvr lose hope92 (11:27:36 PM): JUST REASON #22 WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3
TriGerAlandSlide (11:27:37 PM): AMAZING
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:08 PM): JAMIE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:09 PM): SCOTT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:10 PM): IS
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:10 PM): SO
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:11 PM): SHORT
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:13 PM): ITS
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:16 PM): ADORBALE
nvr lose hope92 (11:28:37 PM): okay, lets forget oth and go back to how amazing we are
nvr lose hope92 (11:28:38 PM): hahahahahah
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:51 PM): YOU
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:52 PM): ARE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:53 PM): MORE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:54 PM): AMAZING
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:55 PM): THEN
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:56 PM): ME
TriGerAlandSlide (11:28:58 PM): BECAUSE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:03 PM): YOU
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:04 PM): JUST
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:04 PM): ARE
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:06 PM): GOOD
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:07 PM): FOR
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:09 PM): YOU?
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:23 PM): wait. what?
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:35 PM): YOU
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:35 PM): ARE
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:36 PM): MORE
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:37 PM): AMAZING
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:38 PM): THAN
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:39 PM): ME
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:39 PM): MOST
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:41 PM): DEFINATELY
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:41 PM): SO
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:42 PM): SHUT
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:43 PM): UP
nvr lose hope92 (11:29:48 PM): END. OF. DISCUSSION.
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:51 PM): we
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:52 PM): are
TriGerAlandSlide (11:29:54 PM): both
TriGerAlandSlide (11:30:03 PM): equally
TriGerAlandSlide (11:30:04 PM): as
TriGerAlandSlide (11:30:05 PM): amazing
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:20 PM): yes.
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:20 PM): that
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:21 PM): is
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:21 PM): a
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:22 PM): god
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:24 PM): good*
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:25 PM): assumption
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:26 PM): now
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:26 PM): come
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:27 PM): back
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:27 PM): to
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:28 PM): NC
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:29 PM): and
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:31 PM): i
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:32 PM): will
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:33 PM): get
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:35 PM): you
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:36 PM): a
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:37 PM): southern
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:40 PM): boyfriend
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:41 PM): and
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:42 PM): we'll
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:43 PM): have
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:44 PM): cheesey
nvr lose hope92 (11:30:50 PM): double-dates
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:20 PM): you
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:21 PM): need
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:21 PM): to
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:23 PM): hook
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:24 PM): me
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:25 PM): up
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:25 PM): with
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:27 PM): boys
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:29 PM): through
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:30 PM): the
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:32 PM): computer
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:32 PM): and
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:33 PM): it
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:34 PM): will
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:36 PM): make
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:37 PM): my
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:38 PM): life
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:40 PM): easier
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:43 PM): when
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:46 PM): i
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:48 PM): get
TriGerAlandSlide (11:31:51 PM): there
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:33 PM): OKAY
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:35 PM): i
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:36 PM): will
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:37 PM): get
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:38 PM): william
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:38 PM): on
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:39 PM): the
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:40 PM): ball
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:40 PM): to
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:41 PM): find
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:42 PM): you
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:42 PM): a
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:44 PM): boyfriend
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:44 PM): like
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:45 PM): him
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:46 PM): that
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:46 PM): is
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:47 PM): goregous
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:49 PM): athletic
nvr lose hope92 (11:32:53 PM): and gentleman-ey
TriGerAlandSlide (11:32:56 PM): please
TriGerAlandSlide (11:32:57 PM): do
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:00 PM): and
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:01 PM): get
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:02 PM): back
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:02 PM): to
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:03 PM): me
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:04 PM): asap
nvr lose hope92 (11:33:21 PM): kay, i will!
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:32 PM): thank you
TriGerAlandSlide (11:33:36 PM): beautiful!!!!
nvr lose hope92 (11:33:47 PM): you are welcome goregous!

okay, i mean, really? how would i make it through life without my maygen lauren gibbons? oh right, i wouldn't.

i love her and miss her and i'm SO excited for go to school near me.

maygen lauren gibbons, i love you so much! :)

dissapointment in people...

hmm. I don't know what to say too much. I'm just dissapointed in people. but only certain people. and not because of something they did, but because of what they didn't do. which seems to be the case with me mostly. but i've also been surprised by certain people. ever since grandma died, it seems like the people i expected most to be there for me.. kinda, 'left'. not physically, just, aren't very supportive. they never ask how i am, is there anything they can do, or offer to lend an ear to listen or a shoulder to cry on. and those are the people i would have thought that would have offered it most. and it hurts. just.. its as if those people don't care. i know they do, and they probably don't even realize it, but.. it still hurts to think that they don't care enough to think about how its effecting me.

but maybe they do think about it, and just don't know how to talk about it. which i understand. but, i just wish they'd TELL me that. that the're uncomfy talking about suicide, or that they don't know what to say, or that i'm in their thoughts & prayers.

and then, the people that i thought would have never in a million years would have stepped up like they did, have. i would have never thought that i would be telling this person all the stuff i do. or that they'd have so much insight.

but, there is just people that haven't done ANYTHING. nothing. and it completely blew (and still does) me away. and when i make vauge refrences to it, they never say anything about it. just say 'oh okay' and go on, or make a joke about it, and never think twice.

out of all the stuff that happened since may 31st, what i've seen in these peope have surprised me the most.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

welcome to senior year, how may i make your life as miserable as possible?

so, i know i've been a senior for over a week now, but its SUPER official today with all my friends becomming seniors.

so far, this is what i've learned.

1) the crazy person who writes the online A&P tests' do NOT use subject-verb agreement, anddddd the questions are most definately trick questions.
1a) they completely condricdt themselves, and i just wanna SCREAM and punch somebody.
2) that reading my A&P book will bring a flood of memories from mrs. julia and make me want to cry every time i read about mitosis & nucleous' & DNA.
3) my 'highschool' bio and chem books were WAY more fun. i love dr. jay wile more than whoever wrote these text books.
4) my world civ class ends 2 hours before the first state football game begins. yay.
5) stress factor is at an all time high
6) teachers are complete douchebags.

Dear God, one word. Graduation. Amen.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

its never too late . . .

i always meant to blog about this, but never did. and now feels like a good time to do so.

a really really good friend of mine (who means the world to me) wrote this. its acutally about leyton, but its so much more than just 2 fictional characters. to me, at least.

"To her, he's the man who somehow got her to let go of all those reasons she'd convinced herself not to fall for someone. He convinced her that she's deserving of her own happiness, and there's nothing wrong with doing something for herself.

He convinced her that love doesn't have to hurt, and maybe not everyone is going to break her heart."


isn't it amazing? okay. so. at the time i was waiting for that 'someone'. i found him now. :) either way, its still absolutely terrifying. what if it doesn't work out? i'll have my heart broken and just dieeeee like all my friends have. i've lost so many people that were so close to my heart, i was afraid to let somebody else in, when tehre was a chance that they could leave too. so i kept myself from even thinking about love. thinking about falling. nothing was worth it, i decided i had rather "never loved than to loved and to have lost" because i knew the hurt from losing loved ones. grandma godwin. mr. gearld. phoebe. (yes, that was my dog)mrs. julia. grandma bailey. sooo influincial in my life, in sooo many ways. everytime i would finally get over someone dying, something else would happen.. and i had just decided that there was no need to willingly sign myself up for more hurt. besides, who really finds their soulmate at age 16 anyway? but i've heard lyrics all my life that always stuck out to me, from Lee Ann Womack's "i hope you dance".

loving might be a mistake but its worth making

so i was like, aw, thats sweet. but it always stuck with me, always in the back of my mind.

&then i read what she wrote. and we all know who she is, but i'm gonna say it cause i can. sheena marie casselman. [or is it cassleman? i think casselman. idk. FREAKING CANADIAN NAMES!] ANYWAYYYYY! she wrote it. and it was my facebook status for a year. because i thought, even tho this is like, 'fake', somebody believes that there is someone worth taking that risk for. someone who will show her that not everybody is gonna break her heart. that happiness doesn't have to come from a funny joke, or a certain 4 legged creature. someone to make her want to let go of all those reasons.

somebody believes this. somebody knows that loving might be a mistake, but its dang worth making.

she gave me hope. hope that there could be somebody out there. that someone was out there. and not to give up on all men. even tho track record's showed otherwise, to keep going.

so, with my newfound hope, i was like, 'alright. i'm not gonna look, but i'm not so .. against the thought of love.' so thats what i did. i just went along, thinking that everything happened for a reason, and if something happened it would happen. on its on, without me being little miss flirt, oooor begging anybody. if he came along, he would come along.

well lets just say he came along..

saturday <3

so. yesterday was saturday. a SMAZING day. here's what happened & why it was so amazing.

1) i had wanted to go to raleigh to get a new state shirt for the meet the pack day, next saturday. mom said i could go as long as somebody went with me. everybody was busy tho.
2) so we decided to go to mortex. i run into him there! he asks why i'm not going to raleigh. i told him why. he said he would take me. so, off we go.
3) i get to raleigh. go in alumni hall. get an adorable black shirt with NC State & mr. wuf on it. then we get ice cream cones. half way through, we trade. so predictable. anyway. we walk to the car, and its raining. of course. so we kinda almost kiss in the rain. enough for my heart to go crazy though (:
4) get home. chilax. do nothing all afternoon.
5) start talking to sheena. talk to her pretty much all day. AH-mazing.
6) he 'shows' me how to light the grill. i let him teach me. even tho i've been lighting the grill for years.
7) we made our first dish together. slaw. i laughed more than i breathed, but oh well.
8) had our sexy dinner, which was veryyyyyyy good. go daddy for cooking delish steaks.
9) i got sick. so i went to sleep in his lap, woke up with a pillow underneath me, and he said some stuff to sheena that i'm still curious about.
10) we did nothing, again. i love nothing.
11) he had to leave. but before he left i got ambushed. :) only sheena knows what that means, but its okay.
12) we didn't say goodbye.

so that was amazing. :) &sheena was a hgue part of it, and i'm glad that she hates us for being so darn cute & perfect, and i'm very glad i could get away with murder with him. i still smile over it :)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

summer recap: May

so... here goes a summer recap, starting with may. idk how this is ganna work, so hereeeee goes!

May:
-district V horse show! i had a ton of fun, got to see muh best fraaand, and show parker. yay!
-aqha open show: just a small open show that was aqha pointed. did really good!
-beach: yup, i went down there saturday afternoon and stayed til monday afternoon. my ONE beach trip this whole year. woooo.
-grandma died. thaaaats pretty much the 'hightlight' of my summer. everything has revolved around THAT.

so i can't think to too much more that happened in may.. aha, may 31st moste DEFF changed my life forever.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

random thoughts..

I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

That's enough, Nickelback.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f*ck was going on when I first saw it.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walk over there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that, Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can recognize their own image.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.

My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us." Classy, bro.

Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

I love the sense of camaraderie when a n entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

I would like to officially coin the phrase 'catching the swine flu' to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman. Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem....

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?'

While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA. No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.. What a waste.

When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I think that if, years down the road when I'm trying to have a kid, I find out that I'm sterile, most of my disappointment will stem from the fact that I was not aware of my condition in college.

Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

The other night I ordered takeout, and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic silverware. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimate d that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner.

Monday, August 17, 2009

school. blah.

monday, august 17th. yaaaay. school started today. my online class did, anyway. so... i did my first 'assignment' called 'icebreaker'. i had to talk about myself & post it in the 'fourm' section or whatever. yaaaaaay. not, actually. whateverrrr. i'm just like, greatttt.. audios summer.

kinda sad.

but inspires me to write a summer review.. maybe i can do it someday.

i'll keep ya posted on how intro to human bio goes...

Friday, August 14, 2009

FRAYED KNOTS...SAY WHAAAT!? &i'm 17 :)

okay. rewind 2 weeks. starting last monday, we had youth week! last year it was great, so i was looking foward to it this year. mel & jonathon were our fearless leaders, and will came up with our name [uhmm, translation, he was hte only one who came up with *A* name, period] and we's wur the Frayed Knots. much, much MUCH better than Bloody Ax Murders (bam) so yeah. thanks for saving us from a horrible name will (: siiiince i don't have my after-nine's [yeah, thanks mom] i only got to stay for the whole thing 2 nights, but i was able to play in the games 3 nights. night number 1, mega game thingeys. basically, we got to shoot 'machiene guns' [epic fail] and push bo (hilary) around in a big socccer ball. yaaaay! night 3. messy night. amy and i had to crack open eggs and drop them into cups ontop of each other, and i'm very happy to say we BEASTED it! then taylor & hunter threw the eggs at each other, and michael slid the egg down dave's shirt. it was hilarious. then it was the mega relay, which was like canada's version, only BETTER! i had to sit in pudding [ewwww!] and then the log roll thingey, and the zig-zag thingey. yeah. its pretty safe to say we BEASTED. uberly! 'frayed knots, say what say whaaaaatttttt. friday night was the lock-outttt! wooo. it was so much fun. ice-skating was AWESOME, i only busted my knee ONCE, and i got to hang out with maggie slaughter some! shes really cool (: frankies was SHMAZING. simply SHMAZING. i rode the spinney thingey with josh [since amy's a WUSS. jk, ily!] and ONLY ONCE. it was amazing tho. amy video'ed it! since i was FINALLY 16, i could do the road course, and lemme tell ya. i pretty much beasted. 1st time was a fail tho, cause the course is SLICK, and you had to figure out how to drive it. 2nd time was better. 3rd time, my OWN FATHER spun me out. THANKS DAD, love you too. 4th & final time, i beasteddddd. there were 13 people on the track, all from our group, so it was smazing. i passed amy, josh, mr. chad, mr. jeff b., dad, &mr. tad, and i was like nose-to-nose with mr. robert... it was amazing (: theeen we ate, and amy, josh & i ended up eatting with bo (hilary), michael, elaini, and will. it was hilarious, except for when will & i ran out of drink, and i went and stole my dads, and i had drink and he didn't. hah, sorry suckerrrrrrrr. jk, you know ily (; anyway. supper was gooooddddd. then BOWLING! on the way from frankie's to the bowling alley, it was midnight, a.k.a. my BIRTHDAYYYY! so like a billion people called me on the way, haha. maygen's phone call was so sweet (: ily babeeee. anyway, bowling was so much funnnnn (: i gots a strike tooooo! right when "crank dat" came on. i felt like the song gave me luck. (: haha.. then we went back to the church and basically did nothing.. had a FAiL attempt at sardine's, then we ate breakfast at 4, listened to bert sing w/ rockband, aaaand yeah. we were pulling out at 6:07, lol. theeeeen we went to harris teeter to get stuff for my birthdayyyy! burgers, ice cream cake, and baked beans. i think sooooo (: anyway, i was in bed by 7:15, and i slept till 2, got up, checked my 17 missed calls & 8 voicemails, went back to sleep, got up at 5 and got readyyyy. miss peggy & sherlon and papa came over, we ate, then i opened my presentssss! i got a pearl for my necklace, versachi sunglasses, money, 2 vera-bradley pieces, and enough money for an ipod touch!

which, if your amy or meagan or annie, you'll understand my naming problem. it was going to be maggie, but THEN, i saw the proposal. it will now be named andrew :D &if you've seen the movie, you'll know why& stuff.

so, last friday parker finally got new shoes, so i could start riding again. i've ridden 3 times since then [friday, wednesday, and today] and oh my gosh, can i ever feel it in my knee. my knee hadn' hurt pretty much all summer, since i hadn't been riding and i haven't skiied, but since i started riding again, owwwwwieeee.


but, on the good side, parker has been doing great! i'm having to push more, [which i LOVE!] but we are still having a little trouble with our right lead. [imagine that] but thats okay. i'm really happy with how hes doing after all summer off. i'll still prolly only be able to hit the state fair in october, but thats okay. i'm having a ton of fun riding and messing around and stuff. today, i shampoo'ed and conditioned his mane and tail, and then my hose split so i had to switch hoses, siiiigh.

annnyway. thats about whats been going on lately...